Not a communist.

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via aluminumairplanes)

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gurry:

calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

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(via oknope)

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midnightpeople:

if anyone outside of britain ever questions how seriously we take the great british bake off just know that this week a guy went out because he threw his baked alaska in the bin because another baker took it out of the freezer and left it on the side and it melted and then he walked up to the judges with said bin and just put it in front of them and i’ve nEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IT WAS INTENSE

(via cjsgoldfish)

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2 hours ago

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(Source: h0odrich, via antixyoux)

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kvotheunkvothe:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

Doesn’t sound like she knows what the fuck a bed is, either. Fucking Google it, Ana.

kvotheunkvothe:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

Doesn’t sound like she knows what the fuck a bed is, either. Fucking Google it, Ana.

(Source: lackadaisicalify, via invasionofthetexanmoosehunters)

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