Not a communist.

kingsleyyy:

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(via oknope)

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imr9ne:

thatsthat24:

whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

I agree

Competitive dad jokes are something that I can get so into.

(via katiejanewaysirishpubowner)

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You’re up, Dagger.

(Source: b99things, via sloansabbiths)

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put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

(via urluring)

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

image

(Source: asterkid, via asian)

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riveralwaysknew:

"…and the conclusion that I’ve drawn is that you are dangerous." 

(via actualdoctordanascully)

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