Not a communist.

julia-inlove:

This is my #1 favorite scene of The Office ever.

(Source: bartonfinks, via aluminumairplanes)

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29 minutes ago

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

(via queerfoxmulder)

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1 hour ago

temperancescullys:

X FILES REWATCH: 3x12 War of the Coprophages

You two oughta go home and get some rest. You look pooped.

(via actualdoctordanascully)

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1 hour ago

temperancescullys:

X FILES REWATCH: 3x12 War of the Coprophages 

This is no place for an entomologist.

(via actualdoctordanascully)

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1 hour ago

lotrlockedwhovian:

amoyed:

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

image

i dont…this is exactly what this feels like.

(via coffeeandsophrosyne)

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1 hour ago
pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

(via rectalragnarok)

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232794
Posted
1 hour ago

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee, via oknope)

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1 hour ago
theangelstakemysanity:


pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:
this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.
WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

theangelstakemysanity:

pewdieschaoticbuscus:

 iam-eimaj:

this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms.

WTF

what happens if someone falls in

then they freeze and 1000 years passes and they fall out and get a cyclops for a girlfriend

(via 0utbox)

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Posted
1 hour ago