Not a communist.

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

(via redshrrt)

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via awkwardmastermind)

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alexiafit:

byeexcess:

coolator:

Sydney Corcoran poses at the finish line one year after she was injured in the Boston Marathon bombing. More Here

oh my god. this is sheer powerfulness. just wow.

my kinda girl

(via alinatotheleft)

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ihaveremade:

*hits bong* *bong starts crying*

(via louistomlinbabe)

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9 hours ago

I pick him. I pick Larry." - Piper Chapman

(Source: taysteepoussey, via thoroughly-modern-lily)

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kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

(via louistomlinbabe)

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averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via sleeping-with-the-seaside)

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