sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
someone should try to actually pronounce this and make it an audio post
please
HEOBGFHEBNHWFGO WHAT IS AIR
i regret this post so much
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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
If you try to explain laughing to an alien it would be like well us humans do this thing when something pleases us immensely that we bare our teeth gape our mouths wide with an inability to close them and convulse uncontrollably causing us to let out short screams in rapid succession and cutting off our passages to our lungs and tightening the muscles in our stomachs so that we are in pain and nearly suffocate so yeah if I do that it means im happy
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ok really whose idea was it to make thestrals lead the coaches at hogwarts
if you’re a child who has seen death welcome to an extremely traumatic first day of school
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I did a piece on Totally Biased about the National Spelling Bee aka THE INDIAN SUPERBOWL. Congrats to fellow Queens native Arvind Mahankali!
“hey white people, learn the language.”
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yo i think we already know the doctor’s name
that guy looks like a mix of tom hiddleston and jesus
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When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.
is this what girls fucking think about
we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN
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No one will reblog this from me.
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