A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?
#I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE#THAT IT HAS BEEN NEARLY TWO MONTHS#AND THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING TIME I’VE SEEN ANYONE MAKE THIS JOKE#FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN TWO MONTHS AND *I* DIDN’T MAKE THIS JOKE#I’M DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF US#cap 2 (x)
if anyone outside of britain ever questions how seriously we take the great british bake off just know that this week a guy went out because he threw his baked alaska in the bin because another baker took it out of the freezer and left it on the side and it melted and then he walked up to the judges with said bin and just put it in front of them and i’ve nEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IT WAS INTENSE
she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
Doesn’t sound like she knows what the fuck a bed is, either. Fucking Google it, Ana.